Write You A Comedy Script, Funny Speech Or Great Jokes

About:

Here's how it goes: I write, you get the material in front of people, your audience goes: "HAHAHAHA, loved it!".

My name is Carlos and I'm a professional comedy writer with +5 years experience working for brands, blogs, youtubers, filmmakers and other fellow comics.

I will write original, funny jokes that fit your specific needs. Formats include: 

• Stand up routines
• Speeches
• Feature scripts
• Books
• Commercials
• Sketches
• Blog articles
• Wedding speeches
• Roasts
• Radio shows
• Podcasts
• T shirts
• Taglines and slogans

Also, remember that you can always ask for a Custom Order.

 Hit me up. We can discuss the details and make some comedy!

Note: Please, contact me before ordering to revise the details and check availability. 

Reviews

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I have worked with Carlos several times and he has been consistently funny and, in my experience, his turn-around times have been speedy. I plan to work with Carlos over the course of season 4 of The Hookblast Podcast and I highly recommend him.

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Carlos is Hilarious! Very professional and very funny. This is my first time to deal with him and definitely it won’t be the last. Thanks Carlos.

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This is the 2nd time I've ordered from Carlos (for a reason). He does great work, communicates well, and over-delivers! Will be working with him again soon!

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Perfect saying for my brand

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Another big score for Carlos! Thank you for the rapid response!

Write You A Flash Fiction Story Up To 500 Words

About:

I will write an up to 1000 word story for you based on your idea. It can be any genre. I have been writing for a long time and have been published for Flash Fiction. I am offering to write you a story tailor made to you. I retain writes to publish it in an anthology - where I will credit you with the idea. Otherwise you may use it anyway you want as long as my name (Karen Kalbacher) remains attached. 

Ghostwriting is available for articles/stories under 3000 words. It is a gig extra.

I take pride in my writing. So I run spell check, I check the grammar and I have a proven track record for good fiction. I love it. I will work with you until you are happy with the writing.

Reviews

Seller's Response:

Nice story I really like it very nice writer

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Always so creative and expressive! Runs with ideas and makes them better!

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Wonderful and amazing work!

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Thanks so much!

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So creative and I love her stories! The best!

Create Character Profiles For You And Or Plot Arcs

About:

Why should you trust me?

1. I'm a published author

2. I believe that every great book starts with a character or a plot

3. I believe in patience and kindness during development

4. Because I know what this stage of the process is like

Specialty 

1. Urban Fantasy

2. Romance

3. Paranormal 

I am not fluent in all of fiction, please message me before submitting inquiries beyond the listed genres.

Character profiles do not include original artwork. I am not a visual artist. Character profiles will help the you get an idea of who the character(s) are. Must be able to provide a general idea of the character and genre. Character profiles do not include character development.

Plot Arcs do not include character arc. Plot arcs move your story from point A to point B. Arc by Websters definition is a continuous progression or line of development. I will help you achieve this first, by the 5 W’s method then creating an introduction, rising action, climax, falling action, and resolution. Must have a general idea of story or genre. I will provide a few one to three sentence pitches from your preferred genre for you to choose from if you do not have an idea to present. 

Reviews

Seller's Response:

Seller was great, asked questions was genuinely interested in my project and wanted to make sure I got exactly what I wanted. Seller was patient and listened to my concerns and delivered in a timely matter. She went above and beyond and made sure I was happy with the work every step of the way.

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Thank you. It was great working with you. Your project was so much fun! Best of luck with it. I can't wait to read it.

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Great job

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I highly appreciate the effort the seller put in to create a story outlines from the original idea. It is very comprehensive, well-researched and interesting. I highly recommend the seller for anyone who wishes to obtain a creative output that is of high standard.

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Write, Proofread And Edit Any Type Of Essay For You

About:

I will write, proofread and edit any type of essay for you

Hello,

I am delighted to offer the most hospitable welcome I can. Thanks for landing on my gig of essay writing, editing and proofreading. It's my honor to assist you. I will adorn you with the best work. I am not only going to satisfy with my words but I want to get your attention with my essay work. I have years of experience in essay writing.

I will write

• Expository essay
• Descriptive essay
• Narrative essay
• Compare-&-contrast essay
• Persuasive essay
• argumentative essay
• discursive essay

why me?

no scam

plagiarism report as a gift

perfect vocabulary

no similarity

Feel free to contact me

essay writing/ essay proofreading/ essay editing

 

Reviews

Seller's Response:

Great work. Everything thing was perfect and according to my demand. There was no plagiarism. Happy to work with such a perfect seller

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happy to work with good buyer

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Write A Custom Short Poem On Any Topic

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Want a poem written on a specific topic or for someone special?

I can help! I will write you a short poem on a topic of your choosing, as specific or broad as you desire!

Reviews

Seller's Response:

Had such a pleasant experience with the seller, clear communication, easy planning and the most beautiful poem as an end result. Thank you so much. I will treasure this forever! This Gig was 100% worth the money and much more❤️

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Thank you so much for the order and review!

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Great writer and communicator. Delivered what I needed and more.

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